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pizzaforpresident:


pizzaforpresident:

Giveaway!
One lucky follower is going to get the Sid Meier Bundle! They all come with steam keys and Civ IV and V are cross platform. Every note counts as an entry so like, reblog, and reply to win! I’ll be using random.org to select the winning note number.
Draw will be made tonight at 9PM EST!

I totally forgot to make the draw before I went to the gym so I’ll do it when I get home! Take another hour or so to enter!

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pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

Giveaway!

One lucky follower is going to get the Sid Meier Bundle! They all come with steam keys and Civ IV and V are cross platform. Every note counts as an entry so like, reblog, and reply to win! I’ll be using random.org to select the winning note number.

Draw will be made tonight at 9PM EST!

I totally forgot to make the draw before I went to the gym so I’ll do it when I get home! Take another hour or so to enter!

carnahan:

There are like 2/3 worst pictures of me ever taken. But I love this. 

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carnahan:

There are like 2/3 worst pictures of me ever taken. But I love this. 

(Source: bartramburk)

Interesting.

Someone apparently hijacked my tumblr and made me follow 30 random people.  Odd.

The music of industry.

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(Source: elevenhurricanes)

The Seven Trials of HABIT might be back.

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carnahan:

lanielion:

Am I going to play again? Or is this little rabbit dead in the water?

It’s… it’s not back. Take it from me.

I’ve learned to never take the word of a dead man.

renomcdallas:

Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.  We’ll gather at the Road House with our next of kin.  And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.  We’ll decorate a barstool and gather round and sing.  Oh, let’s have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!  Or we’ll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear…  It’s my way or the highway, this Christmas at my bar.  I’ll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car!  I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till.  I think that that right jolly old elf had better make out his will!  Oh, let’s have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all.  And this can be the haziest…  This can be the laziest…  This can be the Swayziest Christmas of them all!

sorry, kinda threw this together at the last minute. I’ll do better next year ;)

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renomcdallas:

Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.
We’ll gather at the Road House with our next of kin.
And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.
We’ll decorate a barstool and gather round and sing.
Oh, let’s have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
Or we’ll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear…
It’s my way or the highway, this Christmas at my bar.
I’ll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car!
I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till.
I think that that right jolly old elf had better make out his will!
Oh, let’s have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all.
And this can be the haziest…
This can be the laziest…
This can be the Swayziest Christmas of them all!
sorry, kinda threw this together at the last minute. I’ll do better next year ;)

carnahan:

muscleluvr2:

lnfamy:

i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more

if you compliment a girl and she replies at all you just got friendzoned.. if you compliment a girl and she doesnt take you’re dick out and start sucking it.. friend zone :/

Ladies and gents, this is bullshit. If she says, “Aw thanks,” she’s thanking you. If your entire interpersonal relationship comes down to, “Aw thanks,” then you’re a shell of a person. If you have feelings for someone, talk it out. If you do not have a reciprocating relationship in that sense, then you can enjoy their friendship or move on. There is no in-between. Nobody owes you their affection. Nobody is a coin machine in which you insert coins of affection for sex or love. It is, or it isn’t. Stop perpetuating this bullshit. 
The friendzone doesn’t exist. People lacking communication skill does. 

Stop friendzoning me Jeff.

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carnahan:

muscleluvr2:

lnfamy:

i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more

if you compliment a girl and she replies at all you just got friendzoned.. if you compliment a girl and she doesnt take you’re dick out and start sucking it.. friend zone :/

Ladies and gents, this is bullshit. If she says, “Aw thanks,” she’s thanking you. If your entire interpersonal relationship comes down to, “Aw thanks,” then you’re a shell of a person. If you have feelings for someone, talk it out. If you do not have a reciprocating relationship in that sense, then you can enjoy their friendship or move on. There is no in-between. Nobody owes you their affection. Nobody is a coin machine in which you insert coins of affection for sex or love. It is, or it isn’t. Stop perpetuating this bullshit. 

The friendzone doesn’t exist. People lacking communication skill does. 

Stop friendzoning me Jeff.

senatornanomachines:

you cant escape us

as long as it is two bears high fiving.

Reblogged from dixie-wolf

senatornanomachines:

you cant escape us

as long as it is two bears high fiving.

this-disgusting-ribbon:

yep
her hair absolutely fazes through her arm
but hey at least she looks hot

Except it kinda doesn’t…

Reblogged from thenimbus

this-disgusting-ribbon:

yep

her hair absolutely fazes through her arm

but hey at least she looks hot

Except it kinda doesn’t…

(Source: fantasmicgoria)

dezfez:

kevinbolk:

nikoanesti:

A sad end to the Year of Luigi in which Danny Wells, who played him on the Super Mario Bros. Super Show both in voice and in person, passed away last week. A lot of people think the live action segments of the show were pretty campy and lame, but growing up, to see the Mario Bros. in person like that was amazing to me and I always thought Luigi was such a slick, cool guy. R.I.P., Danny.


The live action segments and Zelda were my main reason for watching that show. It’s sad they’re both gone now. -_-

This show was a serious part of my childhood growing up, and helped actually make me a gamer. [not gonna lie, the mario games hold a special place in my heart because of this show.] Devastated to hear he’s gone… a sad way to end the year of Luigi indeed… :(

Rest well dear prince.

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dezfez:

kevinbolk:

nikoanesti:

A sad end to the Year of Luigi in which Danny Wells, who played him on the Super Mario Bros. Super Show both in voice and in person, passed away last week. A lot of people think the live action segments of the show were pretty campy and lame, but growing up, to see the Mario Bros. in person like that was amazing to me and I always thought Luigi was such a slick, cool guy. R.I.P., Danny.

The live action segments and Zelda were my main reason for watching that show. It’s sad they’re both gone now. -_-

This show was a serious part of my childhood growing up, and helped actually make me a gamer. [not gonna lie, the mario games hold a special place in my heart because of this show.] Devastated to hear he’s gone… a sad way to end the year of Luigi indeed… :(

Rest well dear prince.

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aidanphantom:

Docu-Horror movies from the last few years that are actually good!

I know people hate these movies but I love them, the good ones at least, it’s not really a trend as much as it is a style and for certain things it works a hell of a lot better for certain subjects. Instead of getting irrationally angry at all of them, we should just start promoting the good ones and ignoring the bad ones.

Bigfoot: The Lost Coast Tapes
This is one of several Bigfoot docu-horror films that have been been made in the past few years. This one has the advantage of being the first to have a wide release (WIllow Creek is on the way next). It’s typical in places but watching it unravel to a bizarre, though noticeable if you pay complete attention, conclusion is fascinating. There are also some effective fright scenes that are shockingly well maintained.

Cropsey
A documentary that follows two investigators trying to track down the beginnings of the New York legend of Cropsey, it has some great spooky moments though and it’s fascinating to see what they uncover. Definitely a left-of-field release.

Poughkeepsie Tapes
This one is notorious for not being available via DVD (even now!), it’s been around for years via download sites but it had its first premier on UK television a few months ago. It’s about a ton of tapes a serial killer recorded whilst carrying out his acts. There’s a weird cult-like fascination with the whole thing from those who haven’t seen it yet and it definitely lives up to the weird intrigue. It’s genuinely disturbing in places.


The Conspiracy
A mockumentary involving a group of people making a documentary about conspiracy theories in the modern world, their investigation, naturally,  ends up hitting upon places they really shouldn’t be looking. It’s far more of a thriller than a horror but it’s fantastic nonetheless, one of personal favourites of this year as well.

WNUF Halloween Special
I only just watched this a few days back and it’s incredible, it’s a fabricated Halloween TV special from 1987 about a seance that takes place on live TV (a nod to Ghostwatch) and it looks ridiculously authentic with the 80s TV style aesthetic, enough to make you question whether it’s actually real or not. The filmmakers even went out of their way to make commercials for the damn thing. It’s probably my actual favourite film of this year so far, to be honest.

Evidence
This is a strange one, it’s about a group of people who are making a documentary about one of their friend’s camping for the first time, for a project for class and they end up being attacked by strange creatures. But, that’s only a part of it, at some point there’s a complete shift and it’s utterly insane.

The Tunnel
An Australian pseudo-documentary about the network of abandoned underground railway tunnels which were going to be used to extract water from, to help with the water shortage Sydney was going through at the time. However, the Government without warning abandoned the plan and didn’t tell anybody why, so a group of filmmakers set out to find out the reason, which they end up finding out and they wish they hadn’t. It’s really well put together with the mixture of found footage and documentary. It’s also notable for being spread via viral via torrents at the request of the filmmakers.

Unaware
A modern docu-horror about aliens, finally! It focuses on a couple who go to stay at a rural ranch in Texas that is owned by one of their family members. They start experiencing weird things and start to unravel secrets said family member has been hiding through the years. First released this year and it’s really really eerie in places. A hell of a lot better than the more recent alien docu-horror Skinwalker Ranch.

Long Pigs
Not exactly well known, I wouldn’t have heard about it if it wasn’t for becoming friendly with the director. It’s about two young film-makers who are desperate for a separate to document, they end up stumbling upon Anthony McAllistar a cannibal serial killer who lets them document his lifestyle. It’s worth watching for Alviano’s performance as McAllistar and the incredible practical effects. It’s in the same ball-park subject-wise as Man Bites Dog.

The Bay
Told via a series of interviews, news reports and footage taken from the area, it tells a story about a town that has become plagued by mutant parasites which starts to kill the population. The eco-friendly message is a little too on-the-nose but the performances are effective and Barry Levinson’s (Good Morning Vietnam, Rain Man) direction keeps the pace going for the entire film, it’s also his best film in countless years.

Reblogging so I have a record of everything to look up…. heh

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zarggg:

i-am-of-asgard:

mindblowingart:

 A girl draw a series of self-portraits after she’d taken LSD

After 15 minutesimage

45 minutesimage

1 hour and 45 minutesimage

2 hours and 15 minutesimage

3 and a haf hoursimage

4 hours and 45 minutesimage

6 hoursimage

6 hours and 45 minutesimage

8 hoursimage

8 hours and 45 minutesimage

9 and a half hoursimage

so when you take LSD you become a goddess 

That statement is more true than you know.

It is far better when you have the quotes from the woman herself..

Here is the link to the original imgur post with her statements.

(Source: dick-purple)

In which my boss and I visit the video store with his newborn baby.

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kinovore:

Boss [in front of the clerk]: How about this? We worked on this, it’s porn and freaky! Your two favorite things! Porn and horror! You love porn!

Me: Don’t you have to be home soon?

Boss [checking baby]: Nah, it’s good, Melody is asleep.

Me: You just called your baby “Melody.”

Boss: What? No, I didn’t.

Me: His name is [male M-name]. He’s a year old. Congratulations.

Boss: Yeah, whatever.

>He’s a year old.

>My boss and I visit the video store with his newborn baby.

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things is not quite the same…

"I didnt know you were into that sort of thin g"

Asked by thegoddamnedmagpie

ubsnetworks:

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

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