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Reblogged from cougardraven
SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH
Ugh. I get it. I get the whole “childhood-ruining” that you’re saying here. But from what I’m seeing, she’s not giving him a blowjob either. Basically what I’m seeing here is someone who was laying with her head resting on his stomach.
Either that or he’s got the universe’s shortest torso.
That’s not a “you were just resting your head on my stomach” face.
Universe’s shortest torso, then. He must look comical nude.
or Spain’s most well endowed man.
…it would have had to have been you.
Always me. Always.
(Source: goddamnpimpqueen)
